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Trucker Hat – “Retirement is Dead. Long Live the Simp.”
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$25.99
Regular price
$29.99
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Retirement is dead. Long live the simp.
This unapologetic trucker hat flips the script on outdated ideas of security and status. In today’s world, simps bankroll more than 401(k)s ever could — and this satirical design makes sure everyone knows it.
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Classic mesh-back trucker style with a structured front
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Adjustable snapback for a universal fit
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Embroidered slogan for bold, lasting detail
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Lightweight and breathable — built for daily wear
Wear it ironically. Wear it loudly. Either way, it makes a statement.