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They Made More Money Than Your Dad’s 401(k) – Short Sleeve T-Shirt
  
  
    
      Sale price 
      $29.99
    
  
  
    
      Regular price 
      $39.99
    
  
  
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They made more money than your dad’s 401(k) — and this tee makes sure nobody forgets it.
A bold, satirical shot at modern hustle culture and the absurd reality of who’s winning financially in 2025. Clean design, heavy punch.
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Soft style cotton blend for comfort and durability
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Unisex fit, lightweight fabric, built for everyday wear
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Crisp front print with unapologetic statement text
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Available in white.
 
Not just a shirt — it’s financial commentary you can wear.