Pro-Reality Hoodie – Retirement Is Dead, Long Live the Simp

Retirement is dead. Long live the simp. This Pro-Reality Heavy Blend™ Hoodie calls out the new economy with raw truth and unapologetic street style. Built for comfort and made to provoke conversation, it’s not just a hoodie — it’s a statement.

• Unisex Heavy Blend™ cotton-poly fabric
• Classic hoodie fit with ribbed cuffs & waistband
• Front kangaroo pocket + drawstring hood
• High-quality print on chest, sleeve, and back
• Preshrunk & machine washable

Perfect for anyone who isn’t afraid to wear reality on their sleeve — literally.